Crangled

Deteriorated, run down, shoddy or damaged. Of poor quality.

Are you still rocking that Crangled old discman? You need to pop for an Ipod.

by Heidi stink June 16, 2010

Crandle

One of the most loved people around. Filled with fun and always can make someone smile, no matter what goes wrong. Partying is where their life is lived and where everyone loves to see this person.

Dude you are such a Crandle, its rediculous!

or

Girls: I hope there are some crandles at this party tonight!

by Brentel43 November 28, 2012

craddled

Ones self getting totally high as fuck to the point of needing to be craddled like a baby. One step up from getting "Lit"

My boy Jimbo came by with some top grad medical tree, he got craddled as fuck last night!

by Craddled Sexy Pants June 3, 2017

Candledicks

A candle shaped like a dick that will sit on your mantelpiece. To be burned during ‘special occasions’

“Yo light the candledicks, I’m Cumming over”

by Lexie is the best December 4, 2017

candledayo

aka konorobi.. cool person maybe god

Candledayo is SO COOL!

by candledayo September 17, 2021

candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.

Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!

by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023

Crandlebox

A compact totebox on wheels that doubles as a portable break room and carryall which houses the necesarry items to facilitate all current and unforseen medical situations as well as sustenance to manage life critical conditions such as pre diabetes and or Runaway Thyroid Disorder A.K.A. RTD.
This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend

such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.

Little miss MAGA locks sat on her Crandlebox eating her curds and whey; along came a manager and sat down beside her and asked "Are you going to do any work today?"

by anonymous March 11, 2025