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BRING OUT THE CRACKEN

The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.
*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!

* awkward silence*
by MelloxHart March 21, 2010
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crackcent

An accent developed by smoking too much crack. Most often imitated by gangster rappers by smoking too many cigarettes. The desired effect is to sound "authentic" and "from the streets".

A notably raspy voice developed from smoking crack.
Sucking on the pipe for 30 years will give anyone a crackcent even their mom can't comprehend.
by Kevin P. June 9, 2007
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cracklet

Melvin’s 3 inch cracklet is cannot compete sexually in regards to satisfying women with Jerome’s 10 inch BBC
by Honksley McCuckold November 16, 2019
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release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.
she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.
by uncle j January 15, 2008
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Release the Cracken

A warning given just prior to a major release of gas. Only to be used in extreme situations in which the sudden loud noise of the flatulence would otherwise frighten the unsuspecting people nearby.
Realizing that this was to be no ordinary fart, Todd made the announcement in his best Scottish accent "Release the Cracken", giving passersby a moment to shield their faces, mouth, nose, ears, etc.
by wpb321 October 8, 2010
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Crackenism

1. An obscure false reference to cover up one's complete an utter lack of knowledge. 2. A statement based upon one's expertise on knowing next to nothing, but willing to argue to defend their point.
When asked where snails come from Molly quickly pulled a Crackenism out of her ass by saying "snails come from attic moisture, and were put there by Ron Perlman while he was shooting a Woody Allen film in the 70's".
by Morgan Fairchild August 28, 2008
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cracken'

When he or she displays their butt crack in public. Usually caused by low-wearing or misfitted clothing.
"Check her out. Her pants are so low that she is cracken'."

or

"That dude must think that he's still in the joint. He has to hold his beltless pants up and he is cracken' all over the place."
by UD Critic January 28, 2010
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