Crabulous

Synonym for the star sign Cancer. Cites the Decapod Crustation rather than the life threatening illness.

"Yo, I'm Crabulous",

"Word up, me too"

by Vandelay06 August 10, 2009

crabulious

a beach that is covered in crabs.

Person 1: Nate Hanna is so stupid. He picked the most crabulious beach ever.
Person 2: Yeah he is pretty stupid! Hope he runs track, because I am going to beat his ass.
Person 3: Track is Gay!

by Gay Nate December 29, 2007

alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.

I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw

by BigBoyBartho June 13, 2018

crabclaw

the male version of the cameltoe. when a man wears tight pants and the penis and one testicle is separated to one side of the seam whilst the other testicle is on the other making the shape of a crabclaw

wow, check out how tight that guys jeans are.

yeah that is one hell of a crabclaw.

by bambiandthebambis May 14, 2008

crabslasher

someone that prefers to mac on older already been used and abused women.

Alex left with Joe's mom again, he's such a crabslasher

by tmacdapolevaulta/radiodisplay September 27, 2004

Crabslabs

Each of the sides of a lady's front peach are Crabslabs, each one a type of tectonic plate on which crabs can populate.

"ive got an itch on my right crabslab!i might have to get a cream for it."

"id sure like to munch between her crabslabs."

by rjohnston101 August 9, 2007

Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS)

Characterized by compulsive use of the word 'wii' to prefix any word in any language. Common in serious Wii addicts who live almost exclusively in their own 'Wii-ality'. In extreme cases, victims may become totally lost in their Wii-ality forever, losing jobs and relationships, and becomming strange creatures of darkness with huge muscular right arms.

A: 'You don't spend any time with me anymore.'

B: 'Hang on I'm almost finished this PGA tour event.'

A: 'I'm leaving.'

B: 'Oh come on, wii-lese dont go...I can change, wii-lieve me, I can put this thing down anytime I wii-ant.'

A: 'You clearly have Involuntary Wii-cabulary Syndrome (IWS) and need help, good luck.'

B: 'Fine, if wii can't wii-ork it out, then wii can't and thats just fine with wii.'

by el sean o October 16, 2008