Crabulon: An entity so powerful, even muttering the word "Crabulon" may summon him infront of you. He'll be the last thing you see before you meet your glow-mushy demise.
A boss in terrarias calamity mod, and is a giant fungus crab. It is known for its song, 1NF3S+@+!0N, which many believe to be one of the best songs in the mod
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.