"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015
Get the Jibbers Crabst mug.1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.
The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.
The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.
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a single computer instruction that results in a series of instructions in machine language. for crabs.
by sloppy2nd December 18, 2010
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by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
Get the get yer crabs on! mug.The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.
by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004
Get the Leonard "J." Crabs mug.When the boys are feeling rambunctious.
When the lads are keen for a spot of botha that may endanger the well being of others.
When the lads are keen for a spot of botha that may endanger the well being of others.
“Dude Chris was so wasted last night he tried to break into the circuit board at the bar.”
“Hey man, Crabs Gotta Eat sometimes.”
“Hey man, Crabs Gotta Eat sometimes.”
by Regis2014 July 9, 2021
Get the Crabs Gotta Eat mug.A syndrome where a group of like situated people hurt those in their community attempting to get ahead.
Often this is applied to people in an impoverished community where one person is starting to get ahead. The collective community becomes jealous or filled with a sense of self-loathing, so they find a way to pull that person back down to the community's level.
Often this is applied to people in an impoverished community where one person is starting to get ahead. The collective community becomes jealous or filled with a sense of self-loathing, so they find a way to pull that person back down to the community's level.
When harvesting crab, the crab as a group will pull down any crab that starts to climb out of the barrel in an attempt to be the first out of the barrel that holds them in, hence crabs-in-a-barrel.
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