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covington middle school

a place were dreams come to
Die and all you hopes for the world are crushed Into a million peaces and shoved up your ass
Mom my school is absolutely death
I mean come on I go to Covington middle school
by You already no who it is May 26, 2016
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Covington Capsize

When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.
My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize
by hamper Pooper July 5, 2008
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Covington High

CHS!
The best damn school in the state of Louisiana. The mascot is the mighty lion! Students come from Covington, Bush, Madisonville, Lee Road, Folsom. The feeder schools are William Pitcher, Fifth Ward Jr., Folsom Jr., Lee Road, Madisonville Jr. We kick butt at sports and have the most legit band in the U.S.
The school is ass-kicking!
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Covington Trap

When you see a snippet of a video and you assume you know exactly what happened as if you were there. Usually leaves people quick to jump to conclusions with egg on their faces.

This is in reference to the 2019 Lincoln Memorial confrontation between Covington Catholic student Nick Sandmann and activist Nathan Phillips in which a short clip went viral online and sparked outrage across the country by NPCs, Fake News and the Twitterati who made wild accusations of racism, terroristic smiling, and made public death threats against the teen.

Later, as a much more complete video made its rounds on the internet it appeared that Sandmann was innocent of any wrong-doing and Phillips was the aggressor.

Also not covered by mainstream media were the Black Hebrew Israelites who made multiple racist comments towards the students yet somehow escaped public criticism.

Sandmann would go on to sue multiple media outlets for defamation and has since won his case against CNN for an undisclosed amount. His other cases are still pending.
When you adopt this mentality of "I'm sure" then you're going to fall into a Covington Trap.
by spitxswear May 8, 2020
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Covington Trap

when you see a short snippet of s video and assume you know what actually happened.
Let's wait for more facts to come out, I don't want to fall into another Covington trap.
by Horce face May 8, 2020
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Covington Football

The most shit team in the TRC with a head coach that doesn’t know shit. Only thing good that has come from Covington football is AJ Oulette
It won’t be hard to beat Covington Football again this year
by Anonymous13759 March 7, 2023
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Covington Crasher

Any Dodge Charger circa. 2005 or newer. This vehicle is always driven by a rather rambunctious driver, often housing an oversized spoiler, shitty windshield sticker, RGB headlights & underglow, overwhelmingly awful suspension, and finally small, local sports team (Such as American Football) flags on both sides of the fenders. Generally, these Chargers house cosmetic damage, broken mufflers, and other modifications that are otherwise unnecessary or trashy.

Depending on the local area, Covington Crashers may be named after a local area (Street, city, town or otherwise), followed by a descriptive word that begins with the same first letter as the selected area name. Examples would be the Gainsborough Grazer, Ferguson Fucker, or Eastgate Executioner. Typically, the selected area is infamously known for being dangerous one way or another.
Yo dude who was in that Covington Crasher that you just gapped on I-75?
by Argent_ January 19, 2023
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