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Coventry

an english douche bag.

mentally retarded male with uncontrolable bowel movements

useless and pointless
That guy is a proper Coventry... hes so bloody useless!
by Rob Ashdown December 23, 2007
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Coventry

To ignore and not talk to an individual for a period of time due to something they did.
Did you see what she did? That wasn't nice of her! Maybe sending her to Coventry will show her what it means to have everyone ignore you!
by RealDefinitionsOfficial February 26, 2025
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Coventry

To ignore and not converse with someone as they have done something against another person or caused a situation to happen.
Maybe Coventry would be good for her to understand how it feels to be ignored, with no one to rely on!
by RealDefinitionsOfficial February 26, 2025
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Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.
I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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Coventry High School

Coventry High School of Coventry Rhode Island.... Where to begin where to begin...
First off, if your mommy and daddy aren't local teachers, police or any other town employee and life time Coventry residents you're fucked. Don't expect playing time in sports, no matter how good you are, extra help from teachers or anything else for that matter.
Also, Coventry High School is home to upper-middle class jackasses who think they own the ground you walk on. This, is all because they live in the MAGICAL UTOPIA "WOOD ESTATES" which is nothing more than overpriced raised ranches on the mud hole that is Johnson's Pond. These people all walk around feeling that mommy and daddy will provide... becasue they do and these kids have 0 independence.

Third, the building was designed by a retard.... FLAT ROOF IN NEW ENGLAND?! Are you kidding me?
Lastly, these kids are all miserable little brats. They sit around and act like HARD CORE G's. Also, they love to break your balls until you're pretty pissed and then when shit gets intesnse, back off and act like they were just fucking around.
Dude.... you go to Coventry High school? GET OUT NOW!
by BossMAN August 3, 2012
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Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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Coventry City

The Greatest Football club in the whole world. Pride of the Midlands great city great night out huge skyblue 32k stadium which hosts huge event every summer . 34 consecutive years in the prem along with an FA cup and a win over Bayern Munich in the europa league. One of the biggest fanbases in England. 10 cov fans would out sing over 20k Leicester villa and Sunderland fans.
Did Coventry city win the champions league surely they must’ve they’re amazing.
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