3 definitions by Aston Villa’s biggest fan

The Greatest Football club in the whole world. Pride of the Midlands great city great night out huge skyblue 32k stadium which hosts huge event every summer . 34 consecutive years in the prem along with an FA cup and a win over Bayern Munich in the europa league. One of the biggest fanbases in England. 10 cov fans would out sing over 20k Leicester villa and Sunderland fans.
Did Coventry city win the champions league surely they must’ve they’re amazing.
An incest city located in the Midlands the only thing known for in this city is the constant sex the siblings and families have with one another producing an extra finger on all of their hands which is seen as a scientific break through in today’s world. They are also known for being an absolute eye sore of England high crime rate terrible football club no English population and dirty streets everywhere the average house hold in come in commonly known incester is £1 and a pack of quavers a week.
Leicester city you mean incester city that place where all the brothers and sisters have sex with one another? Ew
Aston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase.

A famous song once was written about Aston Villa : SOTV SOTV tonight
Aston Villa? You mean that football club who haven’t won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks