A rude thing to call a farmer, a bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck, widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a rifal at and tells to get off his property.
by isisj October 18, 2004
Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.
Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.
Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.
Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.
by LCMari April 10, 2014
1. Ghetto person with no manners.
2.A typical person starting trouble.
3.When you cant read,write.or spell.
4.con artist, sorry.
2.A typical person starting trouble.
3.When you cant read,write.or spell.
4.con artist, sorry.
by youeverydaybitch😎 September 27, 2016
Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.
by Andy Holman October 12, 2005
by WillyLily December 10, 2011
A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 6, 2021
A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022