couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

couchlock

When you do not have the strength to get out of your seat, at all, or just do not have the will to.

I've been couchlocked looking at T2B at 2betrayals.proboards23.com

by BringMeCloser April 20, 2005

couchlock

Also from playing too much Playstation or XBox, or just zoning out on TV.

I had couchlock from playing that Gran Turismo 4 game.

or

I had couchlock from watching the NCAA tournament all day.

by eddieQ April 20, 2005

black cough

homeless or on the streets

His landlord gave him the black cough.

by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008

cotchblock

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.

#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.

by wimwiblin September 5, 2012

Coughblocked

Coughblocked is when a girl you have been wanting to hook up with has been sick for a while, eliminating any chance of you hooking up with her for a while. This roots from the term "cockblocked" but it has a complete different meaning.

Nima: Wait teagan so did you hook up with that one hot girl you were talking about?
Teagan: No I got coughblocked.
Nima: Oh shit sorry dude.

by NimaC16 September 4, 2016