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cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now
by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018
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clitfucker

Someone who knows the definition to every word in urban dictionary.
Person one: Hey, clitfucker, what does Mr. Skullhead mean?

Person two: That's easy. That's when you fuck the clit.
by JerkioBaturkio October 17, 2006
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cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."
1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"
by jacob June 22, 2004
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Catfucker

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.
That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!
by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019
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Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.
This is one confuckered website!
by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003
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cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.
God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.
by Matt May 13, 2004
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coolfucker

Someone who seeks out personal interaction and/or relationships (whether platonic, romantic, or sexual) with individuals considered to be "cool" for that reason alone, in a misguided attempt to acquire some coolness for themselves. Usual targets are those in less straightforward mainstream industries such as extreme sports or indie films, whether they are the actual athletes, actors, or some other respected individual in the business.
Sarah is such a coolfucker; I hadn't heard from her in months and then she emails me to hang out the minute she heard I went to Dave England's birthday party.
by F2theG December 7, 2006
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