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Fish Fingers and Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!
by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011
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Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas
'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'
by BombDogged October 4, 2016
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carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.
wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!
by UKP August 21, 2010
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Custard Gannet

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.
On the cake again, you custard gannet!
by Drusillus July 9, 2006
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guzzle your custard

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....
by savannahman March 18, 2010
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Nut Custard

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.
by Natasha November 29, 2003
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fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.
I can smell her fanny custard from here.
by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011
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