Chobesity

A combonation of high cholestoral and obseity commonly found under neck

Dylan Austin Kornfeld is chobesity.

by Brett Kornfled August 6, 2011

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cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

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People who are so cool it cannot be described. They fuck all races in the universe and this can be proved by the Colbeck castle in Jamaica. They have no bounds for race, thinking everyone as one race. Human. Although this Irish family has their nice side they have a very cold dark side which only comes out when themselves family or friends are in-danger. They are the most fucking ultimate bad-asses Ireland and Canada has ever known.

Guy 1: Is that a colbeck?

Guy 2: Ya look how badass he is.. I wish I could be him.

Girl 1: Look at him! Hes a colbeck!

Girl 2: Ya he's so hot and nice.. I wish I could have him.

by Thisiisrealbelivethedefinition September 21, 2013

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Stephen Colbert

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

by James Johnson December 2, 2005

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