contemplaining

The act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. Used to describe whiny nincompoops who bitch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.

Billy: But what if we have a pop quiz today? If I do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and I won't get into Harvard, and my parents will kill me, and OMFG TEH WORLD WILL END!!!111

Timmy: Stop contemplaining, you insolent turd.

by Devious Muffin December 6, 2006

Contemplationship

Noun | Con·tem·pla·tion·ship | kon-tem-play-shun-ship |

· Contemplation upon getting into or possible retaining a Relationship
· An act of Starting or keeping interaction relations with another individual WITHOUT an official title or relationship

Or simple Put keeping a bunch of female/male Smash buddies (having a bunch of hoes to smash)
Finessing multiple different females/male to keep them around without making them

we could mess around, I'm not in an actual relationship, but a Contemplationship, i'm not sure if wanna be together with her yet .

This Contemplationship is killing me, I swear i he's always cheating on me, why wont he just make me his girlfriend

Forget my girlfriend bro, i'm in a Contemplationship with my side chick, thats my smash girl there

by Elfresh September 9, 2016

Condomplate

When you're trying to decide if you should wear a rubber.

I just met her last night so let me condomplate for a minute.

by kissesfromcali August 10, 2016

contemprato

A long ass last name. Also known as being a tiny little being.

Person 1: She's so contemprato!
Another Example
Person 2: His dick is a contemprato..

by MissHoeUniverse January 31, 2017

contemplative chazz

A term embracing the noble blood of the residents of Kent County, Delaware. These squires and countesses represent the elite society of The Peninsula. Contemplative chazz (spelled chass in Englad) have supported the crown for several hundred years. Recent scholars have likened this elite group to the freemasons and the contemporary knights. The earliest known connection to the monarchy is when a young squire of the TCC entered the court of Henry VIII and bemused the crowd when he introduced what was then incomprehensible but what is known today as "equity." The motto for this ancient sect is audax at fidelis.

Contemplative chazz past and present members include, inter alia, delawareDiva, the Chazz, the freakin rican, Andrew Jackson, and Cardinal Woolsey.

A contemplative chazz might be heard saying "Guys in my high school used to be the King of England all the time. It was no big deal. My name is Napolean and I live in a mental institution."

by Dover 4L January 14, 2008

contemplaying

the act of thinking about playing a Computer game, a shortening of "contemplating playing"

<@panda_sam> snoozing atm so i'm contemplaying l4d2

by Vin Rhinocelot January 15, 2010

cumtemplate

v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated

n. cumtemplation

As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 17, 2010