contrapedation

When two persons come face to face then both go in the same direction to move out of each other's way.

"As Ben attempted to move out of Judy's way, they both experienced an awkward moment of contrapedation."

by Sondravich May 6, 2006

Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.

Mitch is seriously montarded.

by chad2009 February 9, 2009

contaiged

The present tense of being contagious.

Dude, by double dipping your chip you contaiged the whole bowl of dip.

by JodiInTheRockies August 6, 2010

contorted

twist or bend out of its normal shape.

James contorted every object around him

by Ray321 January 4, 2016

A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!

Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!

by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018

Contarted

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006

Contard

Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.

Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.

by CapnChaos December 27, 2016