Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

consort

Term used to signifiy "otherness"; usu. during the early parts of a relationship or in a serious but non-monogamous pairing.

"I'd like you to meet Sara, my consort."

by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002

Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.

Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.

by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009

Convorting

To shake and or tremble violently in a spastic manner.

The boy was so terrified he began convorting in the corner of his room.

by Pat Dyer September 7, 2005

Consortiumist

A student or faculty member of a college consortium, especially the Claremont Colleges, who exhibits a prejudiced belief that one of the institutions is superior to others.

"Yikes. That girl gave me all kinds of judge-y looks once she found out which college I was from. What a consortiumist."

"That is messed up, I guess consortiumism isn't dead after all.

by heyclaremontheyhey April 26, 2011

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008