Conjungle your crotch

The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.

"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."

by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023

Confugled

adj.
Confused-fucked up-struggling all at the same time.

Taye:I failed that chem test, my step got pissed cuz i ddnt feel like do'n shit, then my girl left me for my best friend!

Krystal:Damn.. im srry ya day was all confugled.

by ya_bff_in_a_silk_hammock March 9, 2008

Confundled

When you are mildly confused.

“How do you think you did on the quiz?”
“I don’t know man it had me man confundled”

by nijaropa February 16, 2019

conjumbled

nobody really knows what two words conbined to form this word. One of them is most definitely jumbled. The first one could be "confused", it could be "conjectured", or it could be "conartist". Nobody really knows. However, we do know that this word is said when you dont know what the hell is going on.

mrs yeazel what the hell are you doing. You write the most conjumbled notes ever in the history of the earth.

by drew s December 8, 2004

conjumbled

Any mix of letters or words that shouldn't make sense at all, but makes sense to you or for what you deal with.

Ooisdhfoisrio! She makes me so mad I have to conjumble my letters!

by Lis and Emily August 5, 2005

Conjuled

A collection of different substances gathered together in an unwanted place

The shower's blocked! The dirt and hair has conjuled at the bottom.

by Bernard Tiggles March 4, 2014

Confangled

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.

Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009