- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.
- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.
“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”
“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”
“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!