Conjuled

A collection of different substances gathered together in an unwanted place

The shower's blocked! The dirt and hair has conjuled at the bottom.

Conjuled by Bernard Tiggles March 4, 2014

conjused 

The word Fui's and friends use to describe someone who is very full of themselves.

You know that Amin, he is always telling me about his home and job that he thinks is the best, he is so conjused, very conjused, the Most conjused!

conjused by jack off king June 15, 2018

Conjured 

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.

“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”

Conjured by Osama Ben McKenzie July 19, 2024