confuckulated

when something has gone terribly wrong beyond return

"Help!theres a fire in the barn!"
"Yeah im pretty sure its confuckulated'

by bigballsenjoyer999 May 5, 2022

Confuckulate

When something needs fixed whether it is only minor damage or severe damage, it needs to be confuckulated or re-confuckulated.

Fuck boys looks like I need to re-confuckulate the goddamn furnace. It's cold as a witches tit in here.

by Yaggerdang June 13, 2019

Confuckulated

Uncertain, stunned, confused.

I'm confuckulated trying to fighter out what's happen in my life

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 12, 2020

Confuckulations

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!

The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.

by Renny the n3rd April 9, 2020

Confuckulation

A conglomeration of fucked up situations.

"I've been in a confuckulation all day." - Case Jernigan

by EGA JustInCase February 16, 2021

Confuckulated

Constant unrelated fuckups

How was your day hun? It was all "Confuckulated" I'm glad it's over!

by Alsnwndrlnd March 12, 2024

confuckulations

When your buddy messes up a task they were overly confident in completing successfully. Or a buddy messes up a easy task.

friend 1: I can do a backflip, (back flips and lands on his head)
friend 2: Confuckulations!

by iamnotherbert August 5, 2025