Cousing

Misspelling of Cousin.

My cousing looks like a dog.

by poetickatty April 12, 2009

Consusing

The second of three possible forms of confusion.

Damn this test is consusing but i'll make it.

I am consused but, with time, i'll understand.

by Parag Kapadia February 24, 2006

Consingulating

The act in which someone pluralizes a singular word on accident.

1) Ryan, stop consingulating everything.

2) Sheeps, fishes.

3) Wake up from your goddamn dream.

by Ry-No and the Krass January 18, 2011

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

Condoming

To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.

Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.

by Don Alejandro Castello October 4, 2009

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.

Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"

by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013