Conan

God. See also: Led Zeppelin, James Dean, John Cleese

I love him. In a platonic way. But these days, you take what you can get, eh?

Conan is cooler than cool. In fact, I do believe he's...ICE COLD!

Caroline! Caroline! She needs a gol- okay, ill stop.

by Ska bitch May 20, 2004

Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

by Klc1709 January 14, 2010

Conan

a barbarian with immense fighting prowess. Played by a man named Arnold who has also been a robot and countless other deadly beings.

Conan has great facial expressions during battle.

by I Dance Jigs March 12, 2003

conanism

Masturbating to Conan O'Brien.

Tony really loves watching Conan, so much that he's always commiting Conanism.

by somedudeonUD October 27, 2010

Conan

A boy who is the biggest ass yet sweetest most amazing person you've ever met. His blue eyes will destroy your heart and his smile will make you drool. He's a funny, intelligent weirdo who has an admirable obsession over memes

P1: Wow, that guy's a weirdo but really cute and amazing
P2: Oh look it's a Conan

by ebonythenerdicorn July 19, 2016

Conan

A really annoying name to have to introduce your self.

Conan? As in "Conan the Barbarian"?

by Conan, oddly. October 6, 2003

The Conan

When your job with a television company is broken off and a provision contract states that you can't be on the air for the next 6 months

Props to Conan and TBS for this joke!

You better shut up or you're getting the CONAN! - TBS

by Joshua Ek February 24, 2011