Comsewogue

Comsewogue is a Public School District located in Port Jefferson Station, New York. It is a school district notoriously known to be one of the worst on Long Island. Once you enter the middle school, it only goes downhill in terms of experience and social life. The teachers here aren’t the best, and it’s around this time when you might start to realize that people aren’t the nicest. They say that middle school is bad, but high school isn’t any better. The high school has around 50% Whites, 40% Hispanic and the other 10% Asian or Black. The high school not only has a lot of hot spanish girls, but most of them look for guys that will eventually dump them down the line. The girls here in general are hot, but dating one is equivalent to hitting the fucking lottery. You must fit in, or your weird, that’s just the way it is. There is no such thing as a hot spanish girl dating a small white kid with sketchers during freshman year, it’s just not gonna happen. One of the most difficult things however, is making new friends after being in the district for a long time. People just eventually get tired of you and your shit. If you want to start a friendly conversation with a hot girl or anyone perhaps, your fucking weird for doing so! You must be a well known or good looking person that has sagging pants in order to get some type of attention. It is an environment that a toxic person would enjoy. In simplicity, this is Comsewogue, and it’s the otter definition of shit.

You go to Comsewogue high school? Ohhh fuck no

by Vansanbria76_ October 8, 2021

Comsewogue

a school filled with 80% trump-obsessed racist weirdos who have never even left Long Island except when they go to New York city once a year even tho they live an hour away. majority of people go to SUFFOLK or drop out.... many peak in HS. the "popular girls" are the ones with literally no future, and the kids they bully end up being rich and pretty at the reunion. its just fact.... Also, even post-high school you'll probably see the same girls come back to the student section for every game bc they have no life and didnt actually go to college.

Comsewogue? Oh the school who wears literal Native American headgear cuz theyre ignorant asf. Yeah, the usually lose every single football game.

by samanthaaasilverrrr April 9, 2020

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Mac: "You shit your bed last night, didn't you?"

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