computo

(n.) – a superiously fast Hispanic computer

A computo is scarce or cloce to non existantce for the very basic fact that the word "computo" does not refer to anything specific.

by Jerome G. October 5, 2007

The Air Compressor

When you slap your friend on the butt between the cheeks so air gets forced into their butt.

Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night

Friend 2: what did he do

Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus

by Almightypizza May 24, 2016

Air Compressor

Something you call a sluty woman who tends to give a lot of blow jobs.

Bro 1: "Woah bro, did you see that hot ass Mexican chick?!"

Bro 2: "Yeah she looks like an Air Compressor."

by Oztan June 24, 2013

compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018

Compulsory

Optional.

For when you are organizing a "compulsory" event or meeting and people choose not to attend because for no other reason, they just don't want to.

"Hi person, please attend this meeting. It is compulsory."

"No. I don't want to."

by KnightSmithJones April 27, 2014

computosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers. Signs include: smiling lovingly at the computer screen, stroking the computer and falling asleep in the same bed as the computer.

Honey, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while... I'm a computosexual.

by meow power November 10, 2009

compressor

Compressor refers to the Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class as a luxury roadster built by the German manufacturer Mercedes-Benz since 1997 with compressor engine.

Pimp C (ugk feat. outcast)

Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor

by esommer February 2, 2008