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a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.
"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."
"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."
"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"
by B-Zang June 15, 2007
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Get the compooper mug.A bathroom stall or restroom that is conductive to one taking a prolonged shit whilst youtubing on one's laptop. Wi-fi reception and proximity to power outlets are of high importance as well as increased privacy.
The second floor men's room is amazingly compooper friendly. I watched a whole season of Family Guy on Hulu while backing out 24 hot wings and three draft beers from lunch.
by KenTitus November 16, 2011
Get the Compooper friendly mug.You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.
by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007
Get the Mack Cumpooter mug.n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.
Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.
Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009
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