Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.

by S-and-S May 12, 2012

in commode

In a deep imperturbable sleep, as if in a coma.

“He was in commode for hours after running the marathon.”

by kulturevulture February 15, 2020

commuterus

as in "community uterus": a chick that will fuck anything.

Wow, jenny pincus is a filthy commuterus because she has fucked everyone from my mom to the sick uberguido carmine gotti! Sick!

by bball69 April 3, 2005

commute wife

Commute Wife: that person you see every day in traffic at the same time, or same intersection because of your similar path to work.
While in most cases, this could be someone you find attractive, it may not always follow that rule (after all, you only get to see them from the torso up)

Joe: "Man, I haven't seen my "commute wife" on the way to work lately. She must be out of town or something"
Bob: "yeah, or maybe she got fired, bro"

by mjunky September 25, 2013

Commuter Whore

This person can range from your dearest family member or most random friend who calls from their mobile during their commute to share the events of their day, hoping that you will validate their existence until they pull up into their driveway. Then click. You either are one, or have been subjected to one. abbrev version: Com Ho

(mobile rings). It's 5:15, I'm at my most busiest point in the day...it has to be Commuter Whore stuck on I-whatever-5 again. so not picking up.

by JGifromtheblock March 12, 2010

Poop Commute

The act of pooping in one toilet and commuting pants less to the next to finish.

Josh: How was your night?
Reilly: Oh it was alright, i was lucky no one was home i had to execute the poop commute.
Josh: I hate that.

by Jbyron9696 February 22, 2011

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009