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thesauric collision

N. Describes the fairly common occurrence amongst literate types, in which two synonymous or near-synonymous words are spoken somewhat atop each other, resulting in the creation of such phrases as "dramastic", "grood," and "for suretain." While these phrases have been used intentionally, true thesauric collisions only result from accidental construction of such phrases.
While Leeroy was at the cocktail party, he accidentally subjected the words "sweet" and "nice" to a thesauric collision, and thus told the Swedish ambassador to the UN that his expensive new martini glass was "swice."
by TerraForce October 22, 2006
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until next communion

This is how people say “Until next time” on Earth-19 (The Flash) according to H.R Wells, the doppelgänger of Harrison Wells. (The gif is a picture of Harrison Wells/H.R Wells)
“Until next communion” - H.R Wells
by H.R Wells Twin December 5, 2019
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Commissioner Gordon

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.
After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.
by Shamu22 June 10, 2010
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Commissioner Gordon

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014
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Latvian Train collision

A weird sex act involving two people with their assholes facing each other so both holes touch. Each person squeezes out a huge long shit so they both collide like trains coming out of tunnels. Then the people ejaculate and cover themselves in the shit and cum so it looks like the flag of Latvia.
"Jim and I achieved the Latvian Train collision after 10,000 other successful attempts."
by Ekker October 10, 2021
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Commission Breath

Verbal behavior of always being in a selling mode.
Jim is always trying to sell you something. He scares people away with his commission breath.
by "John" Jack Cutone January 5, 2009
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The Commission

The governing body. Recently, the Commission has been rumored to be in a state of war although this is impossible to confirm. They have successfully squared off against UN peacekeepers who have threatened their interests. Little can be done to stop them as they are suspected to inhabit a well-stocked safehouse which includes an epic harem and is surrounded by armed guards.

Members are trained in the arts of mortal combat, modern espionage, and trolling. Trolling being the skill they employ most. It is by far the worst. Trust me. Seriously.

It is said that they only ride in the finest German automobiles and refuse to employ chauffeurs and would rather rely on other members as getaway drivers. Audi is the manufacturer of choice with the B5-platform S4 being their primary mode of transport as it is a very easily modified, capable, and unassuming sedan.

Enemies? It has been implied that the Commission does not have any enemies, as prospective enemies do not live long enough to enjoy such a title. Thousands of missing person cases and murders have been linked to The Commission, although there are no witnesses and rarely, bodies.

The group is believed to be funded by overseas companies. The G****r D***e is rumored to be a major supporter, although this is not and will not be confirmed.

How do they avoid headlines? Journalists have been advised to ignore the existence of such a group. Oh shit, they're here...
You know JHH? Yeah, I don't either. Perhaps he fucked with The Commission?

The Commission's existence is often hinted out in tracks from The Clipse and more recently The Re-Up Gang.
by Member #1 April 20, 2009
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