comfartable

- to be in a comfortable position to break wind
- to find a position which relieves gastro-intestinal discomfort caused by trapped wind
- the act of relieving such discomfort by breaking wind

Conor was suffering a bad case of wind. He had to get comfartable before he continued his meal.
Nita made herself comfartable, and relieved the pressure of wind in her gut.

by kelvinsdrift October 21, 2010

Comfail

To fail miserably at various things.

Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.

-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...

by Jsizzlac November 8, 2009

comface

A quick and easy way to say "Communication Interface".

Dude, I really jacked up that multi-gigabit comface when I tried to instantiate Xilinx's aurora core. My wrapper don't know what to dooooz.

by forrestoff May 19, 2008

Comfany

When you are comfortable in someone's company, you are in good comfany

Harry : Hey guys, i am really happy here, I am in good comfany

by harrybalmforth November 14, 2010

comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.

by Ryan January 4, 2005

Confabulation

a reaction to memory loss where one fills in gaps of forgotten time with "inappropriate words"

Latoya: "heyyy bob. that was some party last night"

Bob: "oh yeah. i loved the part where... WTF?! OMFG! u beyotch! coffee! WTH?...yup, that was good stuff"

Latoya: "umm...?"

Kayli: "oh don't mind bob, he's just suffering from confabulation. poor guy"

by i<3life August 25, 2009

confabubabble

The act of talking nonsense continuously, originating from the combination of confabulation and babble

Dr. South: Where were we, where we indeed, Ah, we already spoke about this, well is this a finding, no it is a measure. Heterozygous carriers, How How How, How Indeed, yes it is. OK?

J: Yo fool, you confabubabble your shit mofo cracka

by JSJSJSJS October 27, 2007