by Robot ninja party November 24, 2019
A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.
The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.
The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.
Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.
by camvant June 22, 2018
1. DAAAAAAAAAAMN! YO MOMMAS A COLOSSAL CRODUNDER WEARING THAT 28x dress!
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again
2. dammit colossal crodunder is up tryin to get wit J again
by bojzzle May 10, 2005
When you have such VAST amounts of BIG GAY that you reach the APOTHEOSIS OF GAY and transcend into GAYVANA, a place where all of those who have THE BIG GAY wish to someday arrive.
by RomanSans September 21, 2018
by Unity Boom April 21, 2022
A freakishly large male who has the appearance of somebody that would most definitely fuck bitches (preferably at music festivals) while being completely off of his head on some form of drug. However, the Colossal Ben (much like the BFG ) is a friendly giant who's loyal and will never fail to provide a great laugh.
by grizzlybearloverrr May 04, 2020
One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.
by mommyallana September 20, 2023