colorguard

1. If you're military... Respect.
2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.

1. Oh shit! colorguard lets show our respect
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.

by real-talk September 8, 2008

colorguard

the marching bands cheerleaders

all the guys stared at the colorguard during the marching show

by life is an std September 9, 2010

colorguard

Chick, or dude, that throws flags. also known as "Flaggets"

Look at that colorguard! The flagget just dropped her flag!

by hill October 29, 2005

colorguard

1. A group of stupid-ass girls who think they're a part of something because they can twirl a flag, but in reality, the band kids make fun of them, what does that say?

Hey, look at the stupid colorguard girls.

by Claire3333 March 13, 2009

colorguard

Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."

Guy 1 at football game: "DUUUUDE did you see how ugly the colorguard girls are?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."

by Stylez Pness June 16, 2008

colorguard

basically cheerleading for the girls who arent pretty enough for cheerleading

Alex: Why is she on colorguard?

Josh: Because she isnt pretty enough for cheerleading.

by NoTaFlY December 2, 2010

Colorguard

The only activity where your proffesor can legaly yell at the top of his/her lungs: "WORK THE POLE!!!!"

While marching and spinning the colorguard hears a faint voice above the marching band:

WORK THE POLE LADIES!!

by maplebar December 11, 2010