Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

Colonel Thomas by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

Colonel Cluster Fuck 

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

Colonel Cluster Fuck by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

Colonel Valor 

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.

I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.

Colonel Valor by Purist86 January 2, 2011

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

colonel stripes 

Stripes of faecaes / shit left on a forearm from a progressively deeper ass fisting session

That guy really took it in the ass, look st my colonel stripes!

colonel stripes by Shatwood May 19, 2017

Colonel Paddy 

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II

Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.

Colonel Paddy by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

colonel h stinkmeaner 

the baddest motherfucker hell had ever seen

he called me THE DEVIL a...
colonel h stinkmeaner: bitch ass nigga

colonel h stinkmeaner by QUANDALE DINGLE November 11, 2022