Coked to the gills

When you’ve done so much cocaine it starts to ooze out of your pores.

Johnny was coked to the gills Friday night at the bar

by Jaystright June 30, 2023

Coke Toast

A delicious dish invented by skillful YouTuber Matt Rose for his 5K sub special consisting of two bags of Haribo Cola Gummy Bears that you put in a pan, let them cook for a bit till they melt, afterwards you pour two 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola (a total of 660 litres) and let it cook for a few minutes (according to the Michelin Chef himself, to test if it is done, take your wooden ladle and drag it across the pan, if it leaves a distinct line for a few moments, you are done! Then pour your concoction onto two triangle-shaped slices of toast (without the crust) and enjoy your tasty meal!

Matt is the best cook of all time! Did you hear about his Coke Toast?

by Crispy Concords July 10, 2023

coke teeth

the weird ass rubbery jagged way your teeth feel after drinking any type of coca cola

person 1: hey dude my teeth feel fucking weird
person 2: you may have coke teeth

by ryan400500 January 3, 2026

Diet Coke Theory

When someone makes a big deal about a small thing but ignores a bigger problem.

Imagine someone walks into a fast food place and says:
“I want the greasiest, saltiest, most calorie-dense meal you have. Give me all of it.”

Then at the end, they add:
“Oh, and a small Diet Coke. I’m on a diet.”

That is what the "Diet Coke Theory" means!

by FALQA April 6, 2026

Coke in the Can

The act of inserting powdered cocaine into the rectum in order to get high.

Her septum was deviated, so she wanted a coke in the can.

by DigitalSignalXX November 10, 2009

DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL

A phrase known to be used for dry churros.

"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"

by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018

Coke and Toothpaste

A game played by two people (generally both male) involving a tube of any brand mint tooth paste and several cans of coke (at least 12). The game is played by first holding a medium amount of toothpaste in your mouth at full strength for as long as you can stand the minty burn. After 20 seconds, you spit it into a cup and take a big swig of Coke. This produces a horrible taste in one's mouth and is the object of the game: Who can last longer with that horrible combination. The winner if the one who does NOT give up.

"Me and Chris played Coke and Toothpaste last night, and screwed up the carpet in his room pretty bad when he puked..."

by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic May 13, 2005