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Coronials

The 2020 Coronavirus pandemic forced isolation on the global population, which in turn catalyzed what is known as the "COVID Thirst". The ensuing increase in birth rate gave birth to a generation known as the Coronials. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.
"Yo, bruh, your momma so fine, I bet she want it, she probably still got that COVID Thirst"
"Nah, bruh, I ain't part of the Coronials, I'm a millenial, now shut the f*** up and check my new TikTok"
by billythekid_7 April 11, 2020
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Chronically Online

An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:

-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.

-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.

-Spend very little time offline.
My friend Jamie is very chronically online, and needs to touch grass
by MintyTown July 31, 2022
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chronically online

a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.

may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”

B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021
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conical

Having the shape of a cone
The cookiecutter shark has a short conical snout.
by sharklady February 23, 2012
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chronically white

a phrase coined to refer to a dumb or stupid white person; someone who is painfully white.
"hey did you see @seth.shyrock on tiktoks new video?"

"yeah he's chronically white"
by chamolemon February 20, 2022
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coronial

The generation born between December 2020 and March 2021, as a result of the enforced quarantining of their parents due to the COVID-19 pandemic
Olivia and Liam had a strong bond : they were both Coronials
by Limbic Candy March 17, 2020
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canonical

The real deal; a piece that is widely recognized as a genuine member of the body of work (oeuvre) of a given artist/writer/composer; a standard by which all others are compared.
I just finished reading the "canonical list of auto plurals" on manofleisure.us
by khiddy June 2, 2004
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