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kelsey coffey

If you meet a Kelsey Coffey then you instantly know they’re good at fortnite. A Kelsey Coffey most likely works at Starbucks or might even live their.
“who’s that girl that works at Starbucks
Oh that’s Kelsey Coffey
by lava cheetah May 20, 2018
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Thomas Coffey Syndrome

When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.
James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”

Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
by Notleks_ November 20, 2019
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comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.
1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.
by Ryan January 4, 2005
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coffaine

Dude 1: Hey man I feel really tired.

Dude 2: Try some Coffaine!
by DarkThunder December 14, 2015
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chase coffey

WEAR PANTS WITH JIZ ON THEM, WTF. LOOKS LIKE CRACK WHORE, SKINNED POTATO LOOKIN ASS
by stickynutjuice December 23, 2017
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Coffey

Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4.
Coffey! My homeslice you pulled another 3!
by Juicy Jasper January 24, 2017
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coffafied

The euphoric state of of ingesting large amounts of highly caffeinated coffee
After finishing her 3 rd pot of coffee she felt coffafied and proceeeded to trim her grass with scissors
by Danadane82 June 27, 2017
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