cooner

shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner

1.im a cooner
2.cooner out

by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005

Codnerd

A codnerd is a person who has no life and rejects everything except for FPSs. They think they are mature and nobody else is because they play FPSs and shit, but in the end they end up embarrasing themselves. They usually never get girlfriends.

Codnerd: I JUST GOT MY THIRD HEADSHOT IN A ROW! FUCK YOU LOSERS! YOU ALL SUCK!
Non-codnerd gamer: Hey did you see the new review for the new Zelda? It got a 10 out of 10 AND game of the year!
Codnerd: WTF LOSER YOU PLAY WII? THATS THE WORST CONSOLE EVER! THE COD SUCKS ON THERE AND MOST TITLES AREN'T RATED MATURE! YOU ARE A N00B! GROW SOME BALLS AND PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE COD!
Non-codnerd gamer: Fine, you immature little brat. I have a date tonight! And just because you play COD doesn't make you mature AT ALL.
Codnerd: WTF IT DOES MAKE ME MATURE! STOP PLAYING YOUR LITTLE FAIRYTALE GAMES AND PLAY A REAL GAME LIKE COD! AND GIRLS SUCK! YOU ARE A N00B!

by Siss3l November 19, 2011

Coonery

When a African American individual acts in a foolish way

"Man my mom beat me for smoking weed" This is coonery.

We know Jamal

by OldMetro December 26, 2016

Coonery Curse

Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.

The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.

Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos

Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!

Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?

Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....

by $teve-0H August 14, 2010

coonerang

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll

“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “

by poggerchampion December 25, 2020

Cooner

A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.

That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!

by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009

coroner

A forensics wroker who removes the bodies from the scene of the murder, and who also determines the cause of death and time of death by examining the outer and inner sections of the coprse. most of the time the coroner will expirence massive amounts of blood and gore, so the weak of stomach need not apply.

Man, csi last night was vicious but it was so grusom when that coroner slit that dead guys ribs with a bone saw.

by SamanthaLauren February 19, 2009