cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

cocktacular

Extra-spectacular.
Similar to dicktastic.

That movie was cocktacular!

by Mandyleh January 26, 2006

cocktaster

Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.

I dont understand why Brett has to be such a cocktaster?!

by lunch21 January 21, 2007

Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

Cocktart

To recieve oral sex with poptart filling covering ones penis.

Dude, my girlfriend just asked if she could give me a cocktart again, I swear she likes the flavor more than she likes me...

by Team Anchorage August 31, 2010

cocktract

binding agreement whereby a female pledges to keep her vagina free of any other cock except "cocktractee" for a predetermined amount of time.

You know fucking George violates our cocktract, you owe me $1000, to get my std test, BITCH!

by timats October 22, 2012

cocktart

a tasty pastry made of cock

Momma bear's cocktart was too hot, Papa bear's was too cold, but baby bear's was just right!

by cocktart June 21, 2003