Cocksplurt

A word that makes people uncomfortable. Meaning someone who has done or said something so idiotic and you can not think of something to call them.

Dude you're such a cocksplurt.
Or
Dude stop being such a cocksplurt

by Reddeath9 October 26, 2015

cockspammer

A person usually female, who trolls Facebook friends lists on the hunt for any males or swinging dicks to ride.

This chic is a hardcore cockspammer, never met her but she messengered me because she saw Lozza added me.

by BachedMan September 17, 2017

Cockspiracy

A situation where you can't decide if there has been a cock-up or a conspiracy.

Every time I try to get something achieved at work someone always gets in my way. I can't tell if it's on purpose or if the people I work with are idiots. It's a total cockspiracy!

by Barrattino January 16, 2014

Cockspank

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

cockspartan

Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.

Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!

by Chris-R August 10, 2010

cockspert

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008

Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.

I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.

by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012