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Not just a word, but a way of life.
Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.
Cockpunch by JReid July 26, 2009

Cockfunnel 

Cockfunnel \Kok-Fun-Nel; CockFonel\, Descriptive Noun:
An expletive used to elaborate on the intended parties tendencies to harvest or funnel several phallus's at once into his or hers various orifices. Reserved for describing characters lacking any real honor or moral substance.
Dude did you hear what Drew did to his ex girlfriend, That guy is such a fucking cockfunnel.
Cockfunnel by The Seeker January 17, 2008

cocklunch 

One who eats cock for lunch, or, performs fellatio on males quite frequently.
1."Hey Cocklunch!!"
2."Steve, you're such a freakin cocklunch!"
3."I do declare Beatrice, pardon my rudeness, but you are quite the cocklunch!"
cocklunch by camdaddy November 30, 2004

cockmuncher

one who munches cock profusely , i.e. a hoe
cockmuncher by swonage February 2, 2003

undercover cockhunter

A female who appears to have the librarian-type look going for her, and appears to be a good girl, when in reality she is the biggest freak you have ever met in your life.
Anna seems like a nice girl with her loose clothing and glasses, but I know she's an undercover cockhunter.
undercover cockhunter by jflesh November 16, 2005

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair 

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!