cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005

cockmongerer

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

by Rac^ January 10, 2003

cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.

That guy is a complete cocklinger!

by the kps October 19, 2008

cockballer

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009

cockbanging

1.the physical motion of banging a cock or male genital, also known as a penis.
2. alternate term for sex

dude that chick was totally cockbanging me after we got home.

by ChupacabraChimichanga March 17, 2010

cockmungerer

an individual who frequently and habitually mungers the cock

joe stop mungering the cock for fuck sake you cockmungerer

by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006