rollar coastar

an orgasm cause it goes up and down

my rollar coaster was a loopdy loop last night.

by Ryan December 14, 2004

Coastguarding

When your lady refuses to shower after pull-out sex and your stray semen line her lovely shores the next day.

Alfy: dude that chick is smoking hot!

Ralphy: I wouldn’t go there. Billy hit that last night and said she’s coastguarding today.

Alfy: freal? I ain’t picky!

by Paradiseboyz November 1, 2021

craftwards

an overly obsessive relationship between two seemingly masculine construction workers, but in fact is unhealthy and humorous to others.

the concensus is craftwards would scream and cry if they were more than 30 feet apart.

by tool belt July 23, 2009

castard

a bastard cassie

Castard, you're stupid!

by cassie February 12, 2003

Mormon coastguarding

(v) The act of rejecting a man who is trying to engage in Mormon docking with you.

I was trying to Mormon dock my Mormon girlfriend last night, but she kept Mormon coastguarding me. No port of call for me!

by Brigham Young's barrel chest January 1, 2012

coastguard

To locate the lost man in the boat ie use a vacuum pump to expose and externalise a woman's clitoris, typically performed when the woman is restrained as part of BDSM suction play.

Yeah that redhead's hot. You should have been here last month when she was strapped up on the pool table and coastguarded. Everyone in the club had to have a close-up look, and her man in the boat got a lotta attention that night.

by George Formby September 28, 2011

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010