Coal Miner

A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds

I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.

by Absolutely Punderful March 9, 2017

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan April 12, 2006

Pittsburgh Coal Miner

The act of eating the dirty ass of a very large person. The flaps of skin covering the area around the ass sometimes prevent it from becoming completely clean. The coal miner term is used because the face is covered in shit, much like a coal miner's face would be covered with coal.

I gave that huge bitch a Pittsburgh coal miner after the party.

by pat mindkiler June 5, 2007

Tennessee Coal Miner

When you pull your finger out of an asshole and it has some feces attached.

"I've gotta wash my hands. I totally Tennessee Coal Minered that bitch."

by IMFletcher November 6, 2009

Coal Miner

White girl, or woman, who dates, dances or has sex with black men.
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White women who seek out black men. The only white girl in a black club.
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Tom! Check out that hot ass blonde chic. Nevermind, she's a coal miner.

by ThomasMcdowell March 21, 2007

West Virginia Coal Miner

When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.

Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.

by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018

Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.

"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."

by quack9 June 14, 2009