Churtesy

An awesome, respectful, and/or considerate act, gift, freebie or general hookup from someone or something, that makes you wanna say CHUR!

I got some mean free drinks last night, churtesy of the bro.

Far out, i just scored a sweet CD churtesy of GeorgeFM.

by MsHarryJ August 18, 2011

churtle

To throw up

Whoa that kid just churtled!

by emmaissocoollike July 18, 2011

Churtle

V. To wince in physical pain while remaining completely silent, usually when performing some sort of self-maintenance or cleaning/scrubbing/picking while inducing short, sharp and very intense pain.

Stephen churtled visibily as he dug enthusiastically into his nose with overly long and sharp fingernails. "Christ. That booger felt like it was attached directly to my brain stem." uttered Steve while recovering from an epic churtle.

by x0ff December 20, 2010

churtle

popping a zit on your chest where both puss and blood come out. Technically speaking over 1cc of body mass. If less then it is known as a kenlet.

Ill give you five bucks to lick the churtle off that bitch's chest.

by Joel653 April 15, 2006

Churtis

The nickname made when combining the names Chandler and Curtis

Blake: I saw Churtis in Walmart today

by KingAlban January 3, 2022

Churt

A large frozen faece used for sexual pleasure (see churting).

Dude 1: Are you hanging a turd in there Bro?
Dude 2: Fuck off and leave me alone mate.
Dude 1: Can I check out your pile Bro?
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: My missus is horny and I need a Churt.
Dude 2: Well your in luck, I just passed the biggest brown baton you have ever seen!
Dude 1: Sweet! I'm gonna make her scream tonight!

by Stifler69 October 16, 2012

Churt

A small whiny fart sound, describing a complete motard that nobody likes because he/she's gayer than fuck.

"Look at Churt. Can't you see he's just a turt?"

by Your Mother's arse October 16, 2008