after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

simply the best comeback in any situation ever

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................

by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010

clartide

to act in an "unsafe" manner, which results in aggrevating people around you.

"u iz bein clartide fo shizzle by shagging my bird!" OR "dat iz fukin clartide."

by Sam 'Safeton' Etherton December 9, 2004

Clunt Baby

A baby who gave his/her mother an orgasm when she gave birth to him/her

That boy was a clunt baby when he was born

by gabzi99 April 3, 2015

clusterella

A confused, disorganized, and generally incompetent female.

A female personification of "clusterfuck".

"That clusterella got assigned to the project, and it went to hell in a handbasket".

by Haas January 8, 2004

cluntch

The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.

She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch

by burntz March 14, 2008

Clurds

Everyone on the planet agrees this is probably the worst video made on YouTube that still exists today.

I watched clurds and I now have constant thoughts of a mass shooting.

by trollface moment March 8, 2022

Clusterbama

A political policy that is a clusterfuck.

The economic "stimu-lie" is a total clusterbama.

by Mackerel Daddy March 3, 2010