Clownfishing

When a person changes there gender to be the opposite of whoever they're dating.

Mike: "Yo do you know what happened to Greg and James being a couple?"
Brad: "Yeah Greg changed genders to be a female, and is now Brittany."
Mike: "Bro what Greg is clownfishing now?
Brad: "yeah I guess"

by penishand March 8, 2022

Clownfish

A role in which a straight and cisgendered actor plays a gay/bisexual/transgendered/et cetera (see: QUILTBAGPIPE) role in a film or other media entertainment.

Named after the clownfish's ability to change its sex.

Has David Tennant done a clownfish yet? I don't know if Casanova counts.

by Moral High Ground November 24, 2010

Clownfish

A species of fish that you will look at and scream "Nemo!"

Me: Look! That's Nemo!
Friend: You idiot! That's a clownfish!
Me: Duh...same thing. Nemo is a clownfish.

by Rifs March 27, 2019

clownshoes

Something or someone that pretty much sucks ass.

My mate: 'Did you see "Da Ali G Show" last night mate?'
Me: 'Nah mate. Its fucking Clown Shoes"

by Leemondo McDizzle November 3, 2003

CLOWNSHIT

excrement, the substance that will leak from jessica simpson if i ever get a shot at her.

i'd fuck the clownshit out of her.

by smutacus January 3, 2009

clownfish

A stupid female who lacks self-esteem,pride, and respect.

Ole girl is such a clownfish. She gave her baby daddy money to pay his cell phone, but her dumbass got to use the pay phone down the block.

by DeeNice June 16, 2008

Clownshoes

The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.

Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.

by Yaroond Mahmoud September 14, 2016