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clownface 

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.
Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.
clownface by jniz March 2, 2008
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clownfart 

clownfart, when a clownfarts ,it smells like cottoncandy, and soundss like circus music
i had a clownfart today ,it shot rainbows out of my asshole
clownfart by mr.jerkass October 18, 2007

clownface 

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
clownface by Fox JK November 12, 2006

Lincoln Clowncar 

An old car, beat up car, opposite of a "fatty q-ship"; derived from the Lincoln Towncar.
Joe "I just bought a Lincoln Clowncar from Ricky for 300 bones."
Lincoln Clowncar by Neo June 15, 2003
A particularly whorish slut, whose body is a vehicle for 3 or more dicks in a given session.
Really, the bitch is just chock full of dicks all the time. She's such a clowncar.
clowncar by m. fire! December 3, 2007

clownface 

Something that is not correct (just plain wrong)...goofy..Obivious to the most casual observer not right!
This situation has "clown face" written all over it. ...
clownface by Anonymous April 17, 2003

cloutfarm 

somebody (typically a gamer) who gets farmed for their clout

example: symfuhny's headass
Twitch Chat Kid #1: "Yo guys, can you imagine getting cloutfarmed as hard as Symfuhny? PepeHands for my man"
The Entirety of Twitch Chat: "If you don't fuck off I will DDOS your headass"
cloutfarm by vinatrix May 18, 2019