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by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006
Get the closetmug. by frtisauZhytfr67udsia May 2, 2018
Get the Closetmug. A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
by Infamousemosquad✌🏼️ June 24, 2016
Get the The Closetmug. When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.
by Porno Joe February 15, 2005
Get the closetablemug. A repressed homosexual or bi-sexual who may or may not 'come out of the closet' and disclose their sexuality. They may be 'outed' against their will.
Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.
Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.
by LizzieHHH January 9, 2008
Get the closetedmug. A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.
In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009
Get the closetmug. 1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006
Get the closetmug.