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closet

OMG! The weird-ass scientologist still refuses to leave the closet!
by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006
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Closet

A trash can in your wall
"My mom told me to clean my room. So I opened my closet."
by frtisauZhytfr67udsia May 2, 2018
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The Closet

A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
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closetable

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.
"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."
by Porno Joe February 15, 2005
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closeted

A repressed homosexual or bi-sexual who may or may not 'come out of the closet' and disclose their sexuality. They may be 'outed' against their will.

Also refers to a homosexual or bi-sexual who is experiencing self denial.
"he is so closeted that he thinks he is in Narnia"
by LizzieHHH January 9, 2008
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closet

A place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, homosexuals.

In order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
WHORE1: "Geez, why is this closet locked?"
WHORE2: "I think there's someone in there. I hear masterbation."
by whitebitchheather October 21, 2009
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closet

1. A cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay sex.
2. A small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay sex.
1. He's in the closet.
2. He's not in the closet, he's in Narnia!!
by Kinpatsu April 16, 2006
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