closetsnog 

Noun

A friend (usually one of the opposite sex) who is always hanging out with you that they might as well just be living in the closet in your room. This is not to be used towards an annoying friend who you don't like spending time with but is there anyway. In stead it is used to describe a cute, loveable friend who is always there for you when you need them, willing to shower you with affection and of course the occasional snog.

Guy 1: Man...she spends too much time with you...is she mooching? Doesn't annoy the shit out of you?
Guy 2: Naw she's a total closetsnog...and a great kisser too.

closetsnog by Snoggy May 8, 2005

closeting 

The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.

Dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping

closeting by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010

closeting 

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."

closeting by Floss It April 21, 2009

closeting 

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

closeting by jack or jake September 24, 2007

Joe-closeting 

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

Joe-closeting by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025