close the store for you 

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting

Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

close the store for you by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021

Close your eyes 

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

Close your eyes by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

close to home 

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.

Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

close to home by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

close call 

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.

Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.

close call by Philco January 15, 2008

close your eyes and think of England 

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

close your eyes and think of England by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007

Close of Play

Increasingly common on business bullshit bingo cards the English-speaking world over, 'close of play' is the latest way to say '5.30', presumably employed by people a) to make the working day seem more fun, by describing it as 'play' b) because they are cunts.

Presumably, like the equally execrable 'touch base', the expression originated in a shit American sport.

So where are we gonna be by close of play?

We're not playing. I'm working. You're talking like a prick.

Ok, I need to touch base with the client before close of play.

Oh right.

Close of Play by BobbyBarcode October 22, 2012

close my door 

To cause someones virginity to be lost.
To pop the cherry. From a male to a female.

Cory closed Sam's door. She isn't a virgin anymore.

close my door by julia6677555 June 25, 2005