Clobify

Something the youths say these days. It essentially means they got past a round of the video game Fall Guys.

Joseph: Holy fuck, did you clobify?

Robert: I've clobified many times.

by weedbutnogrinder March 29, 2021

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

by PD&KS October 3, 2007

Clober

A contraction of clean and sober. Used as a derogatory term to describe those that are too stupid to understand the difference between clean OR sober and the fact that they are not interchangeable but rather each is a distinct term used by unaffiliated programs.

This anda is clober!

by Dewe March 3, 2019

Clobber dat dere kirbeh

The call of a mad penguin declaring war on a pink Kirb. Oh and a video on youtube...

Im gonna clobber dat dere kirbeh
- King DeDeDe

by GalaxyDictionary August 13, 2019

Rascal clobber

Either...

1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty

2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity

1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER

2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER

by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points

"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."

by PD&KS October 11, 2007

Clobbered

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed

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by rosignol May 17, 2005