nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!

Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!

by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007

cliphead

A person wich tries to hit a clip every round.

Wow he is such a cliphead.

He hit a zuhnny! He must be a cliphead.

by SovietCliphead January 26, 2021

clipsburgh

Synonym for Pittsburgh. Usually used with Pistolvania.

"Where you from ni66a?"
"Im from Clipsburgh Pitsolvania cuzz"

by Shag LOC July 15, 2007

Clipped

To be caught

Person 1: “Why is (name) in the office?”
Person 2: “I heard he got clipped smoking weed and the principal suspended him for a week”

by alooboyy October 26, 2018

the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names

the clippers suck

by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020

clipside

A fake word invented by The Mars Volta. It was actually a typo; lead singer Cedric was trying to type "flipside". Rather than change it, Cedric thought it sounded cool so they kept it.

"Clipside of a pinkeye flight..."

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

clean clipper

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.

"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"

by Kwill43 March 14, 2008