Clintonesia

1: Being so enraptured by the Clinton's Mystique one fails to recognize their shortcomings, and longs for their return to power.

Example: “I can't believe Delta's such a "Clintonista"… he must be suffering from Clintonesia!”

by JD Ellis February 14, 2008

clintonesque

1. Situationally involving oral sex.
2. Shaded by deceit.

Unfortunately my friend and i found ourselves in a very clintonesque situation.

by steveisright November 21, 2003

Clingon

A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.

My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.

by Emblem Parade September 21, 2005

Clintoneous

Clintoneous defines the character of a man with the habit of cheating wife and with loose character flirting with interns, students or someone of unequal status and age.

I have a frined who is fifty plus of age and an university professor. It was revealed recently he tries to flirt wth his female students and do favor his female student giving them unusually good grades. He has been charged with sexual harassment of one of his female students.

I am now very afraid he may lose his job for his
ClINTONEOUS character.

by ABUUSA March 6, 2011

clingon

A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"

by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

Carolina Clingon

The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"

Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.

I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.

by Cockshiner Jerry March 4, 2008

clingon

when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly

i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon

by whinney the poo August 8, 2003